Kids T-Shirts

Description: We believe David Duchovny got inspired by this life changing experience... He claims Fox Mulder downloaded his music illegally off of the Interwebz, so how's that for meta?

Description: Okay, fine, you don't like that icky-jucky-relationshippy crap? Then this is the team for you.

Description: This white haired thespian brought you The X-Files, a conspiracy that keeps unfolding, and the incomparable Mulder and Scully. He also went and created Millennium, Harsh Realm and The Lone Gunmen... but who's counting? Crave dark mysteries and what's the truth behind Area 51? Chris Carter is your guy.

Description: Because we've waited 25 years for some of this... Noromos be damned, here comes Team Afterglow. This is the version for dark colors. Light colors available too on our store.

Description: If your favorite episodes of The X-Files left you dry from crying so hard, a camera pulling out of a room while Mulder & Scully kiss or they spoon in bed has more than one layer of significance to you, chances are you're one of Kim Manners' biggest fans. "Kick it in the Ass" is your motto, and this shirt your uniform. We miss him, everyday.

Description: We all know what's the winning ticket. Vote Scully/Mulder 2020 and make the world sane again.

Description: This is our winning ticket for the next elections. No one else can make sense of this madness.

Description: This is our winning ballot! There's no-one more capable to save this world from evil syndicates and mutants than Moose & Squirrel. They'll be ruling the White House soon enough, we hear that the Unremarkable house might be a thing of the past.